My favorite part about being home is that I don’t have to wear pants. Ever.
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Just a normal seventeen year old nerd ranting about her life without taking any steps to actually make it better.
My favorite part about being home is that I don’t have to wear pants. Ever.
When your mother doesn’t know the three foods you’re allergic to. Smh. 😒
every skrillex song at once
the bass dropped at the same time help
satan’s song
THE BIGGEST DROP I have ever heard
JESUS
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood.
She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow.
She took the snake home and nursed it back to health.
One day the snake bit her on the cheek.
As she lay dying, she asked the snake, “Why have you done this to me?” And the snake answered, “Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.
HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE ᵍᵒˢʰ ᵈᵃᶰᵍ DOOR
Every single time lol
More like “I want to die and yet I’m afraid I might”
exactly
OMG